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Getting annoyed with all of those “I LOL’d when I saw (…)” pages, and how you have to become a fan just to see what’s so funny? If you’re one of those people who is tired of flooding people’s time lines with practically the same page over and over, then this post is for you.
YOU WILL NEED
- To know how to view a web page’s source code.
- To know how to identify a hidden image.
If you don’t know how to do either of those things, it’s alright, because I’ll explain later on in this post. Also, if you’re using Firefox, I recommend installing the Firebug add on for simplicity. Click here to grab Firebug, or click here to download Firefox (if you want to upgrade).
Tags: facebook see images without becoming a fan, facebook tips, how to see images on fan pages without becoming a fan
As you might have read, a database table crashed today and made it impossible to log in to the forum. Luckily everything else is fine and the table should be repaired shortly.
-Payton
There’s not much to say about this download. The songs suck (especially the last one but that was on purpose), the content is hardly funny unless you know who Keith is, and well, I did it all in a day. But hey, at least the cover art is nice. Enjoy The Keith EP, starring Keith, the mysterious boy.
The Keith EP.zip – Hellopayton.net – Download
Tracks:
- A Picture
- Russian Business
- Seashells (The Beach)
- Carnival With Keith
Tags: crappy music, demo songs, keith, the keith ep
First off, tomorrow is the final day to get your “Pikachu-colored” Pichu from Game Stop stores across the U.S. This special event Pokemon will allow you to get the “spiky-” or “notched-ear” Pichu is Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver… so it would be wise to get one, if you ask me.
Furthermore, Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver will be available in the United States on March 14. These games are the long awaited remakes of Pokemon Gold and Silver, and are for the Nintendo DS. Click here to read more about Pokemon Gold and Silver.
Finally, two new Pokemon were announced in Coro Coro the other day, and they go by the names of Zorua and Zoroark. Images below are courtesy of PE2k:
Both Pokemon are Dark-type and will appear in the 13th (yeah I know, 13th, they just don’t know when to stop) movie, titled “Ruler of Illusions: Zoroark*” this June in Japan.
* = Subject to change.
Oh and by the way ANOTHER Pokemon game is coming out in Japan this year. Those new Pokemon above play a role in it too.
Tags: new pokemon game, pe2k, pikachu colored pichu, pokemon cyrstal, pokemon gold, pokemon heart gold, pokemon silver, pokemon soul silver, zoroark, zorua
While I still attended public school earlier this year, Bryant and I had second period art class together. Since a story about those days alone wouldn’t make for a very good blog post, I thought it fitting to scan some of our … “best” … artwork, and put it into a folder to share with all of you. Without further adieu, I give you the Bryant and Payton Art Compilation Top Three Extravaganza Post!
(To view the files in their full size, click their thumbnail)
#3 – The Oven of Satan
The Oven of Satan, 1940s edition - buy yours today!
After we finished a project on possibly one of the worst events of the 20th Century, the Holocaust, Bryant sketched this in his notebook. Being the dashingly hilarious lad I am, I quickly scribbled “Satan” on the front of the oven. You might be wondering what correlation an oven with the word “Satan” written on the front of it has with the Holocaust – well, think about it. Ironically my only Jewish friend IMed me as I started writing this. It’s a sign, I tell you.
#2 – Super Space Cat
Kinda nightmarish.
As Super Space Cat once said, “i fly in space LOL.” This drawing was made during one of my procrastination streaks in art class, in which I was supposed to be drawing… something. The original drawing was shockingly even more horrifying than the final copy you see above. Doesn’t this look like something you’d see on Tim and Eric?
And finally, the one you’ve been waiting for… the top rated picture out of this entire folder…
#1 - METH GUY !!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
Don't do drugs, kids.
Honestly, this piece scares me. Meth Guy came about after I drew a picture of a stick figure (I think that’s what it was) in Bryant’s notebook when he wasn’t looking, and then we kept adding things from there. He’s got a hat, greasy hair, glasses, coke, and lots more. If I can get the original picture from Bryant I’ll scan it so it can be seen in full detail.
Now, since you’re probably craving more of our delicious artwork, here’s the .ZIP with all of the art we could manage to find and get on the intertubes.
ArtCompilation.zip – Hellopayton.net – Download
Tags: 2009, 8th grade, art, art class, bryant, bryant and payton art compilation, compilation, funny pictures, giraffe, hilarity, jaguar, juana, lol, marry, middle school, payton, ufo, walking to work, wanna marry juana?
I’d just like to let everyone know that I have not abandoned the site, and that I am working on renovating it based off of your suggestions and some of my own.
- There will be a portal page that will provide links to our blog, forum, and more. Suggested by Ben. The IRC will also be accessible via this page.
- There will be a site-wide theme, that we’re developing. The theme will be open source and put up on D.H.N., our development section…
- … which reminds me, D.H.N. stands for Dev.Hellopayton.Net, and as I mentioned above, it will be a place for web developers (and other kinds of developers, too) to come post and view scripts. This section is currently being worked on.
Thanks,
Payton
The Hellopayton.net Podcast: Episode One
January 31, 2010 in Downloads | 3 comments
What do you think would happen if I got my own radio talk show with lots of sound effects at my disposal, and had ten minutes to rant about things and make fun of stuff? You know what, don’t answer that – instead, just download the closest thing to it, the Hellopayton.net Podcast. In this episode, I discuss my top five favorite spam comments from the blog. Expect occasional messing up and overuse of sound effects.
We recommend listening online since the file is 80+ MB. Just saying.
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